people who complain about loosing followers deserve to lose followers 

just saying

Porn that has music in it.

Its like

o

ok

im trying to masterbate here and all i hear is elevator jazz music

i feel like im sitting inside a waiting room jacking off to classical music volume 3

1. make gifs of yourself taking off your shirt like a douche 

2. flirt with the gay boys on tumblr even though you are “straight”

3. be gay

4. make more gifs of yourself doing retarded ass shit like a real asshole 

5. have tattoos and only post tattoo related stuff bc you are so different

6. be 14 years old

7. make a flip card video expressing your cruel life with your crocodile tears 

8. make a gif of yourself blinking

9. reblog a picture of yourself via some strangers blog bc they called you cute (this x5 times a day)

10. take a picture of yourself with a cat. 

11. have a FAQ like you are some type of important asshole

12. have a blog with all posts centered, solid white background, and a gif of yourself in the corner.

13. have a shitty blog.

i was sucking on this starbursts just now and I FUCKING SWALLOWED IT WHOLE

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO CHOKE AND DIE JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 

but it went down smoothly. 

im lucky to be alive right now